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Big Fan

The Book of Eli Manning

September 18th, 2009

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“Movies are taking so little risks,” comedian Patton Oswalt asserted on a recent podcast with sports columnist and former “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” writer Bill Simmons. “Everything is being messed with way more on TV than in movies right now.”

The burgeoning film actor, who renders an encompassing performance as the title character in First Independent Pictures’ wistful comedy “Big Fan,” continued: “TV is the way movies were in the late 60s and early 70s. That’s where all the risks are being taken, where the networks, just like the studios in the 60s, they’ve thrown their hands in the air, and they go, ‘We don’t know what we’re doing anymore. We don’t know what’s happening. Let’s just trust these guys.’”

This observation begs a question: If HBO, Showtime and even traditional network and basic cable channels have reinvigorated episodic television, why doesn’t public broadcasting take an example from notable European-based television stations with feature film divisions – such as BBC Films, FilmFour or France’s Canal+ — and venture into an undeveloped niche by supporting, nurturing and televising small, sharp films like Robert D. Siegel’s “Big Fan”? Instead of frizzy-haired classical pop poseurs, hideous extravaganzas with titles like “Celtic Ruckus,” and poorly-disguised infomercials the length of a college football game, what if PBS pledge drives became an occasion for premiering indie films like this murky, discomforting comedy, produced internally by “Big Fan Productions,” where sports idolatry overwhelms a fan’s actual sentient existence?

Oswalt is Paul Aufiero, a 36-year-old parking lot attendant who lives at home with his mother, and is, to the exclusion of all other pursuits, a New York Giants junky. He jots sports-talk inanity into his notebook in his booth with pen-chewing intensity and intently rehearses the trite, clichéd lines he’ll deliver as “Paul from Staten Island” during his daily late-night sports-talk radio phone calls. But he’s not a sports-bar jock itching to impress the tavern with his knowledge. (For a fan who dedicates so much time to writing, there’s no feverish blogging; he lives in a house with no internet.) Instead he’s a contented, hermetic guy with no discernible desire other than pining for his team. “Big Fan” has no love interest; excluding Paul’s suffocating romance with his sports team.

Paul detests his lumpenprole family: a know-it-all attorney brother and his absurdly pneumatic wife, an insipid sister and her bloodless middle-management husband, and his hectoring mom (a bracing Marcia Jean Kurtz), who finds her son contemptuous, and interrupts his late-night phone calls with abrasive heavy-handedness. A first-time director, Siegel, who wrote “The Wrestler,” flips the perspective in “Big Fan” from the athletic performer to the spectator in the cheap seats; the acerbic script is written, seemingly, with a charcoal pencil so that especially the family scenes, which are obviously played verbally for the laughs, are tinged with acidic characterizations.

His only pal is long-time friend, Sal (played by Kevin Corrigan with his usual stellar laconic, understated style.) Corrigan, who regularly summons the image of what it may have been like if John Cazale had hosted “Remote Control,” has a wonderful gift for earning laughs from slowly enunciating his words – perhaps currently only Christopher Walken can utter the phrase “root beer” with such witty distinction and precision — so that each of the words is exquisitely, methodically mulled over.

One evening, by happenstance, as they’re peering out of a pizzeria’s window with slices stuffed in their mouths, Paul and Sal see the Giants defensive stalwart, Quantrell Bishop (played by newcomer Jonathan Hamm), pumping gas into his massive SUV at a station across the street. The schlep-happy duo gawp and fidget, then decide, as though it’s entirely rational, to tail him, tracking the star athlete for hours, through the streets of Staten Island to Manhattan, and, finally, an expensive strip club. The consequences are violent; and the film gets darker, more emotionally taut, and sorrowful. An increasingly ashen Paul seemingly gets pudgier as well, as though he’s scarfing gallons of Carvel ice cream to insulate himself from the nagging dilemma of a fan’s reluctance to help with a police investigation. In a similar deflecting mechanism, Paul becomes obsessed with another regular late-night caller, a trash-talking Eagles fan named “Philadelphia Phil” (Michael Rappaport), whose disembodied taunts fittingly represent the odious element of the Eagles fan base which pelted Santa Claus with snowballs and cheered as Michael Irvin lay motionless on the Veterans Stadium turf.

In his debut film, Siegel balances the caustic with pungent humor. He’s assisted by cinematographer Michael Simmonds, who is Ramin Bahrani’s cinematographer of choice (“Man Push Cart,” “Chop Shop,” “Goodbye Solo”) and shot the documentary “The Order of Myths” with insightful behind-the-scenes images of Mobile, Alabama’s segregated Mardi Gras festivities. Like a documentary, his camera appears to be capturing events as they unfold in “Big Fan,” such as when Paul and Sal saunter through the boisterous tailgating at Giants Stadium. Many of these realistic scenes are filled with clever images, such as the unconventional way the guys watch the Giants’ home games, or when the screen focuses on a poster above Paul’s bed and the camera lingers over Bishop’s chiseled physique. Siegel also made a wise choice choosing Oswalt to play Paul, even though his most substantive film role previously was as the voice of Remy in “Ratatouille.” Like Richard Pryor in Paul Schrader’s 1978 union drama, “Blue Collar,” Oswalt proves decisively that he’s a comedian who can deliver a strong, believable performance that’s dramatic at its core. When Siegel provides the film with a great twist in the final reel, Oswalt delivers the line “It’s going to be a great year” with sly, measured nuance. (Coincidentally, Oswalt played second banana to Kevin James for nine seasons on CBS’ “The King of Queens.” Earlier this year, James starred in “Paul Blart: Mall Cop,” his own comedy about a marginal man living at home; it’s a bad film and a tired performance, with both the movie and his portrayal now made even worse by comparison.)

If PBS doesn’t want to gamble on feature films right away, perhaps they can start with smaller aspirations, such as a sitcom befitting the network. Here’s the concept: Through a fluke in an eminent family’s will, a far-removed cousin (Oswalt) becomes the manager of a New York City bakery where all of the bakers are Nobel laureates. Side-splitting infinitives of humor ensue as the flummoxed Oswalt has to rein in the likes of Nadine Gordimer, Toni Morrison and Wole Soyinka. To boost ratings during sweeps week, eminent scholars will make guest appearances on “Nobel Pies”; Stephen Hawking’s catch phrase “Flour Power” will become a purified water cooler sensation. Plainly, the nosy neighbor would be played by Meshach Taylor


Observe and Report & Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Lost in the Supermarket

June 12th, 2009

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What strange fruit do we expect to fall from the Apatow Family Tree? Seemingly, nothing more odd than a genial, likable protagonist or two. Toss in an imperfect but not twisted leading lady. And cameos for the loose cannons with empty holsters. It’s become a sort of ironic comfort zone for moviegoers in the late 2000s.

But with “Observe and Report,” writer and director Jody Hill – who handled the same duties on “The Foot Fist Way” and HBO’s ”Eastbound & Down” — upsets expectation with a darkly comic tale of damaged goods at a shopping mall. Seth Rogen drops his Fozzie Bear as hipster persona to play Ronnie Barnhardt, a peculiar, self important security guard with a God complex. A rampant flasher sets Ronnie into a frenzy as his desire to capture the “pervert” becomes the obsessive focus that coalesces all the disparate parts of his life into what he sees as his crime fighting destiny. Each distinct element becomes intertwined so that Ronnie, the frustrated cop wannabe, harnesses his lust for gun culture, mocks with open disdain the police detective assigned to the case, strives to protect the object of his intense infatuation, Brandi, a slag of a cosmetics counter chick played by Anna Faris, while all the while hoping to make his alcoholic mother proud. He closely resembles Travis Bickle as he patrols the parking lot as an amped golf cart driver. “You Texting to Me?…You Texting to Me?”

Raunchy and a tad emotionally disquieting, “Observe and Report” portrays Ronnie as angry, spiteful and self righteous. He’s perpetually pissed off; and a bi-polar person not prone to taking his meds. As the film proceeds, Rogen’s character becomes darker, especially when he pursues his dream to co-opt his vigilante streak by becoming a police officer. In a trippy scene during his cadet screening, a sincere Ronnie, when asked what inspired him to become a cop, regales a police department psychologist with an elaborate, disturbing dream which ends with him dispensing justice in the violent mowing down of perpetrators. But the delusional Ronnie doesn’t grasp how unsettling his recitation of the vision is; he earnestly, and smugly, sees himself as a crusader while describing the unabashed bloodshed. His is, he proudly intones, “Getting God’s work done.” After he is informed that he won’t be invited to join the police academy, a disbelieving Ronnie is consoled by an acolyte of a colleague, the seemingly childlike Dennis, played cleverly by Michael Peña. Fittingly for a film with such a murky undercurrent, a montage sequence of joyriding hijinks on the job quickly devolves into a bitter Dionysian blur.

The romance between Ronnie and Brandi is decidedly one sided and fittingly debauched. Anna Faris is a comic firecracker as Brandi. Genuinely funny, she brings an artisan’s touch to her zany, narcissistic party hardy persona and her drunken sloppiness is second to none. When Brandi and Ronnie consummate their date, it’s a tipsy dance of comic timing but squirm-inducing as well because Rogen doesn’t undercut Ronnie’s earnestness and Faris isn’t shy about Brandi’s skankiness.

And Ray Liotta as Ronnie’s nemesis, Detective Harrison, shows that he’s as good as the material he’s working with. (He’s on target here; for his excruciating worst, check out his hammy turn in “In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale.”)

The film climaxes with Ronnie capturing the flasher — this sequence of exposed male penis is shot in such excruciating slow motion I thought a Coldplay song would break out on the soundtrack — but, again, his violent tendencies are overreaching as dream becomes reality. In the end, he solves the crime and gets the girl (no, not that one); now if he’d just get some help.

If you take “Observe and Report” and strain it, strain it of everything clever, edgy and funny, you’re left with “Paul Blart: Mall Cop,” a fatigued, deflated and impotent comedy.

Paul Blart, like Ronnie Barnhardt, is a mall security guard with a desire to be a police officer who lives at home with his mother. He also shares the house with his pre-teen daughter, Maya (a charming Raini Rodriguez), the smartest, savviest, and not coincidentally, most relatable character in this hodgepodge of comic porridge. Instead of a flasher, Blart (Kevin James) will thwart a hostage crisis to earn his police credibility and win the heart of his wig-selling crush.

Written by James and Nick Bakay seemingly during a lunchbreak from “The King of Queens”and “Sabrina, the Teenage Witch,” respectively, the film is essentially a tiresome, saggy collection of fat jokes. A Segway is an overused prop. And hypoglycemia is referenced (again and again) with so little wit that the movie resembles a Glaxo sales pitch. With undeveloped characters and a plot with all the gravitas of an episode of “The Suite Life of Zach and Cody,” “Paul Blart” is a movie that is so lazy that during the hostage situation at the lockdowned mall which is surrounded by swarms of police, Blart’s daughter sneaks into an unguarded side door…only to become a hostage as well.

James — who’s given too much credit by the story as being a lovable sort with a heart of gold when very little he does justifies this evaluation — is a lethargic screen presence. His love interest, Amy, is played by Jayma Mays, an actress with the eerie physical resemblance and emotional nuance of an Anna Faris Madame Tussaud’s sculpture. The talented Bobby Cannavale shows up for a payday as a pompous SWAT commander who went to high school with Blart and several of the “Happy Madison” repertoire company tear themselves away from craft services long enough to snag a few lines.

Vapidly filmed with less vigor than a mid-season episode of “Gary Unmarried,” “Paul Blart” is a tedious exercise. But none of this is surprising given that this stolid effort was directed by Steve Carr, who is forging a Hall of Fame directing career, if that Hall of Fame enshrined those hitting below the Mendoza Line. His resume includes a Murderers’ Row of mediocrity: “Next Friday;” “Dr. Dolittle 2;” “Daddy Day Care;” “Rebound;” and “Are we Done Yet?” With this track record, one can’t wait to ignore the next James-Carr production, “Do We Care Yet?”